Celebrity Rehab.

One day, when I grow up, I'm going to have cable, and I'm going to be able to watch this stinkin' show that everyone keeps asking me if I saw. I'm so jealous of folks being able to see it. I wish, though, that there would be a junky on the show. I hear there's not a single heroin addict. What gives, VH1? Scared of the challenge of fixing a junky?

Addiction Growing in Afghanistan.

Amy Winehouse.

I keep forgetting to follow celebrity gossip lately as my own life keeps me busy, but Honorary Cuntface Amy Winehouse has been busy lately, even though I forgot to pay attention. I hope she gets it together. I love her and her big hair.

Access To Recovery Grants Extended

Hot Mess.

Too high to drive? Maybe your five year old can be your DD.

Courtesy of Edith Whoreton.

(Expect a happy post from me sometime soon, electronic friends! I'm going to bed!)