Amy Winehouse's Husband Is Doing Something Embarrassing.

Amy Winehouse.

I keep forgetting to follow celebrity gossip lately as my own life keeps me busy, but Honorary Cuntface Amy Winehouse has been busy lately, even though I forgot to pay attention. I hope she gets it together. I love her and her big hair.

Amy Winehouse And Pete Doherty, Oh My!

I try to keep posting these stories when I don't have much to say. I'm tired, but never fear, my loyal readers, there are addicts acting up worldwide, and I'll be sure to bring you news of them, even in my boring contentedness. And as long at Pete Doherty is still breathing, there will be heroin news.

Hah!

I do wish Amy Winehouse would quit acting like that, though. She's so clever and sings so well. I suppose I probably really like her because she's an addict, and I love me some yummy addicts, especially the downward spiraling artistic kind...I like her music, and I'd hate to have to throw the magic pussy at her.

And here's one more little tidbit. I always enjoy these "Grandma slangs dope in suburbia!" stories...plus, I make a little more off videos! Click click click!

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