Celebrity Rehab.

One day, when I grow up, I'm going to have cable, and I'm going to be able to watch this stinkin' show that everyone keeps asking me if I saw. I'm so jealous of folks being able to see it. I wish, though, that there would be a junky on the show. I hear there's not a single heroin addict. What gives, VH1? Scared of the challenge of fixing a junky?