Pete Doherty News.

I can't get enough of this guy. My fascination with him is the last vestige of my early fascination with celebrity junkies. I wish he'd get better. It's sad.

Good Samaritan Pete Doherty.

Pete Doherty.

That's So Silly.

Go read The Sun telling about Pete Doherty and his passion for his pets. It's beautiful. I chortled my Red Bull right out of my nose.

Or, you can read about it here or here or here.

Courtesy Edith Whoreton.

Amy Winehouse And Pete Doherty, Oh My!

I try to keep posting these stories when I don't have much to say. I'm tired, but never fear, my loyal readers, there are addicts acting up worldwide, and I'll be sure to bring you news of them, even in my boring contentedness. And as long at Pete Doherty is still breathing, there will be heroin news.

Hah!

I do wish Amy Winehouse would quit acting like that, though. She's so clever and sings so well. I suppose I probably really like her because she's an addict, and I love me some yummy addicts, especially the downward spiraling artistic kind...I like her music, and I'd hate to have to throw the magic pussy at her.

And here's one more little tidbit. I always enjoy these "Grandma slangs dope in suburbia!" stories...plus, I make a little more off videos! Click click click!