Thursday, September 6, 2007

Cuntface is Closed.

Bitches, it's harder to get in there than Harvard. Shit's locked tighter than a virgin's daughter. I don't even know if I can get in anymore.

8 comments:

Deep Sworn said...

Really? Girls tell them to fight, and then they do. Some on their own initiative, other's in self defense. Be fair, dear. I must miss you more than you miss me ... clyde

thejunkyswife said...

I'm sorry it worked out that way, Clyde. We do miss you, but we've found that Cuntface is better as a Sapphic paradise. Drop me a line some time!

Chloe said...

I wanna be a cuntface! I wanna be a cuntface!
I must say, that's the first time I ever typed that.
How are you going to know FOR SURE that their aren't any boys lurking. They can come in disguise. My Great Aunt (the oldest lesbian in the world) said about boys "The act stupid and pee funny"

Jenn said...

Is it really closed? Or are you just kidding around??

Mary P Jones (MPJ) said...

We miss you, Clyde, but it's good to be a girls' club. Maybe you can start up Dickface with some boys and piss all over our private club.

longvowels said...

fin.

Deep Sworn said...

i don't want my own club, but thank you, mpj. i miss you, too. clyde

NurseNettie said...

is it really gone? I don't have a link on my new computer so I can't try to get in!