Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren't as good, but they are easy. The apples at the top think something is wrong with them,when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.
Now men...men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.
Thursday, September 20, 2007
And Now, A Word From My Sponsor.
She sent me this joke this morning. Hah!
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7 comments:
nice! i love it!
haha i love it
It's all about upgrading. Why you think they all mad at me for?
I was going to say "What about me? I have no apples to pick nor anyone to stomp the shit out of me!" But then I realized that everything is not about me. Damn it! LOL
Ha!
Don't forget about the women who have a penchant for rotten grapes and screw top wine!
That's not right. ;)
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