Thursday, September 20, 2007

And Now, A Word From My Sponsor.

She sent me this joke this morning. Hah!

Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren't as good, but they are easy. The apples at the top think something is wrong with them,when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

Now men...men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

8 comments:

Stagnant Artist said...

nice! i love it!

Addicted 2 my addict said...

haha i love it

longvowels said...

It's all about upgrading. Why you think they all mad at me for?

Wayward Son said...

I was going to say "What about me? I have no apples to pick nor anyone to stomp the shit out of me!" But then I realized that everything is not about me. Damn it! LOL

Madness (JAA) said...

Ha!

The Discovering Alcoholic said...

Don't forget about the women who have a penchant for rotten grapes and screw top wine!

Tigermom said...

LOL!

ej. said...

That's not right. ;)