Saturday, June 2, 2007

The Inbred, Retarded Tiger.

This is Kenny, an inbred, retarded tiger. I think he's beautiful. I wonder if he's mean or nice? It seems like a retarded tiger would be either very mean or very nice. He looks like he'd be kind like a dog, like he might lick you or nuzzle you or want you to scratch his tummy. I like the gentle look in his eyes and the way I bet his fur is very soft.

6 comments:

Married to my Ex said...

You can really make me smile. Where do you find these pictures? I have really, well, different I guess, family members that send this to me. Are you from the Midwest???? Maybe you are related and have the "weird gene" that we suffer from.

thejunkyswife said...
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Just your average girl said...

I love the picture. It is sort of sad and still sort of inspirational. I just want to pet it. I think it would be a nice tiger.

elf_fu said...

This is what happens when uneducated people attempt to breed and domesticate animals they have no business fucking around with.

"HURRDURR I ARE WANT TIGERRRZ IN MAH BACK YERDZ"

Fortunate for him he was rescued and loved.

Chris said...

Wow! He totally looks like a great big striped Persian Cat!

Where does one come by such an animal?

Dirty Bitch Society said...

This is bad, I think it's my first husband reincarnated. He has his eyes. I like him and want him and will squeeze him and love him...