Friday, June 1, 2007

Yo, Help A Sister Out.

So I have taken to selling swag in exchange for loot. For now, I am going to only do the affiliate thing with moral-swag, such as the environmentally-friendly odor and cleaner stuff in the link below. I figure, if I'm going to be blogging like a madwoman anyway, I might as well try to get paid for it. So, if you have a puppy that pisses all over the house (god knows I do), or an incontinent invalid of a cat that pisses while he eats (got one too), or a drunk husband who pisses in your closet when he sleepwalks (I got rid of mine), or a junky husband who neglects to clean up the puppy piss...these products are for you. And you'll help The Junky's Wife pay her phone bill. One day, if I sell enough stuff, I might even be able to afford to buy some myself and clean the carpet. Wouldn't you like for your friendly Junky's Wife to have a clean carpet? I bet you would.

Or get cable.

Pets having accidents inside your home???
Pet Spot & Stain Remover is a multi-purpose product that can remove stains and odors from all types of carpets, clothing, upholstery, vinyl, and many other fabrics and materials where those tough stains & odors might appear. Because of our unique formulation, it is effective on all stains & it's formulated so your pets won't return to that same spot for another indoor accident.


Mary P Jones (MPJ) said...

You're appealing to the recovery community? Like any of us have any money! We've already given it away (or had it stolen to give away) to alcohol manufacturers, liquor store owners, bookies, casino owners, drug dealers, pharmaceutical corporations, pimps, hookers, porn producers, tobacco companies... ;)

I'm hoping that someone will go to my site and buy enough copies of Out of the Shadows through my Amazon affiliates program to allow me to buy some of your piss-cleaning-up product too. I have kids and a cat -- our carpet needs help!

thejunkyswife said...

Hah! The guy who has the organic piss company hit me up to run his ads, and appealed to having had some experience of his own in loving crazy mofos. I was moved by the personal touch, although I was definitely confused by the business motives behind it...The Junky's Wife is probably not likely to generate much business...but then again, he's a green merchant, so he's a helper-person. Damned codies saving the world. We're ridiculous.