I'm having more fun than you are! We went gem hunting in the mountains! We drank wine and bought oil at a hippy store! We rode in the car and sang! We laughed and laughed and ate fudge and went to a crazy little redneck store and Vowels got her picture taken by a Con-fed-rut flag and we laughed at that and then there were boiled peanuts and weird cherry cider!
Now we're back home with my handsome man and we're going to sit on the couch and drink a bottle of pear cider and watch cartoons!
Swoon in your jealous rage!