Saturday, August 25, 2007


Look at my new ads! If that's not a sign that I've made a turn for the better, I don't know what is! Now, instead of telling me that my readers might be interested in purchasing some heroin detox or rehab, they are telling me that you guys might be interested in Hot Wife Sex, some HD television, or Pre-Divorce Counseling!

We're on an upswing, folks! Now let me try to fix that real quick!

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I have the cure for heroin. It's very magical.

I can't wait to see if that worked!


Mary P Jones (MPJ) said...

You crack me up. And I'm going to e-mail you about what my kids said when I was laughing... said...

Well... the current headline advertises Rusion Mail Order Brides. I have no clue where that came from... Are you Russian, by any chance?

BTW, I haven't forgotten your goody bag, life has just been busy - but it will be on its way sometime next week!