Tuesday, July 31, 2007

Happy.

You folks make me so happy. I haven't done much writing today (even the writing that I get paid to do) because I've been so busy adding you folks to my site. Thank you to everyone who wanted to be included. I was afraid the site might die without being open to the public, but it's not dead at all. You guys rock...

The terrorists didn't win! And I have hardwood floors and a 63% chance of a reasonable husband to go home to!

I wish I could invite all of you over to look at my new floors. I'd make you tea and milkshakes and veggie burgers and a big, nice salad.

I think I might even like having the blog private. I'm going to be able to do fun things like post pictures of my man's beautiful eyelashes and my floors and my face, maybe, but blurry. It's better this way.

I'm suddenly tempted to tell everyone my name and address and phone number and say "Fuck Anonymity Anyway!" But if I have learned one thing from Heroin Crisis 2007, it's to learn my lesson.

8 comments:

Absurdity said...

Okay, cuntface fuckbitch is the best insult I've ever heard. So using it from now on.

Sophie said...

I'd use cuntface fuckbitch as frequently as possible, if I didn't consider cunt a good word and abstain from using it in a derogatory fashion... I like cocksmack, but it just doesn't have the same ring to it. And I do take Kevin Smith's advice and call small children fucking cunt-rags... because there's a difference between a cunt and, you know, feminine hygiene products.

You are making me feel guilt over my lack of blog posts.

The Discovering Alcoholic said...

I debated posting my mug on a recent story and figured it would have been disingenuous not to do it because of the content.

After posting it I received an e-mail from a reader that was disappointed I was a man! Now that's damaging.

genia said...

Yaaaay....I didn't forget my gmail user ID and I made it in here. I feel like I'm in a secluded part of the wonderful www.....lol. Here I don't have to worry about what I say or who will read it. And I plan on writing something soon for you. So much has been going on in my crazy world....I need to get some of it out before I explode!!!

Hugs to ya sweetie....

Genia

elf_fu said...

When we ripped up all the carpet from the living room, the spare room, (spareoohm) and old plastic crap on the floor of our kitchen to replace it with new tile and hardwood in the living room, I tip-toed and danced everywhere for days.

All across the hardwood, in the right light of a lazy afternoon you can see kitty paw prints overlapping dog paw prints mingled with human foot prints. Nothing to be done, really, you can mop it three times a day and the natural oils in a bare foot or paw will leave it's mark instantly.

I like it.

It reminds me that my life is full of life with love-prints.

isabella mori said...

thanks so much for having me in your circle of "in" people. what can i say - it makes me feel super special ... :)

and let's hope that you'll soon find another way to get yourself to go in the car with no panties and paris hilton :)

Mary P Jones (MPJ) said...

The Junky's Wife lives on -- in a new, cooler, private party. And we can call all those other losers cuntface fuckbitches as much as we want! Mmwwaahahahahaha!

sKILLz said...

I was wondering wtf was going on. I thought I was never going to be able to read your blog again. Im glad that you added me and everything is back on!