Monday, July 16, 2007

Goin' down.

Alright folks, I'm leaving work, and hopefully, going offline to celebrate my anniversary. If I'm posting tonight, it means that things did not go well. I hope things go well. I've got a bottle of champagne, a present, and I'm planning to shave my legs. I've been drinking cranberry juice all day to ready my hoohah for the hot sweaty monkey sex I'm planning for both before and after our fancy dinner!

Woohoo!

11 comments:

Ej. said...

you go girl. happy anniversary!

just another addict said...

To you, him, and hot sweaty monkey sex that tastes curiously like cranberry juice.
Have a great anniversary. You both deserve it.

Love,
Scout

awannabe said...

congrats. Enjoy :-)

sKILLz said...

Congrats and hope you have lots of great sweaty sex. Today is my wifes Birthday and hopefully I will be having some sweaty monkey sex as well!!
WOOP WOOP!!

Just your average girl said...

Happy Anniversary! I hope things went great tonight. By the way, what does the cranberry juice do? Is there a secret out there that I don't know? Hope your monkey lovin' is super hot.

One Wacky Mom said...

ooooh I hope you have a blast Junky's Wife..mine would probably fall asleep!

Ej. said...

ah! a good sign, it's 12:30 eastern time and no posts. At least someone's gettin some!

Serenity Now Dammit! said...

My anniversary is tomorrow. Nine years with a crack addict. Imagine that? Yes, we'll celebrate, too. I could go for some of that hot sweaty monkey sex myself, but a double dose of Prozac puts an end to things like that unfortunately. Another side effect of keeping him medicated so he's easier to live with & not a raving maniac that can't handle his emotions & smokes crack at the slightest upset. Read the Time magazine article from last week about addiction. Interesting stuff.

Stagnant Artist said...

cranberry juice?

UrbanThought said...

Congratulations!

Do the damn thing and break a nail or two.

Chloe said...

I know about the cranberry juice & UTI's but...COME ON..reveal your secrets!!!

You know you're killing us all here...How did it go??