Thursday, June 21, 2007

Meme: Eight Things About Me

I got tagged by Wacky Mom with another meme; it makes me feel like I've really become hip in the blog world when I get invited to play meme games. I like them. Here's the latest:

1. Each player must post these rules first.
2. Each player starts with eight random facts/habits about themselves.
3. People who are tagged need to write their own blog about their eight things and post these rules.
4. At the end of your blog, you need to choose eight people to get tagged and list their names.
5. Don’t forget to leave them a comment telling them they’re tagged, and to read your blog.

Here's my list:

  1. I love the number 11. I get a little crazy about it. When I set my alarm clock, I have to make sure that all the numbers add up to 11. For instance, I can get up at 9:02, 9:11, 9:20, and after that, I'm pretty much screwed. I can, if I'm really desperate, sometimes get away with a cheat like 9:31 (9+3-1=11). I wake up EVERY MORNING with this neurotic bullshit. It's awful.
  2. I have this thing with symmetry. If you touch me with something cold on my right shoulder, I need to be touched with something equally cold on my left shoulder in exactly the same place. If you tweak one nipple, you must tweak the other. Lovers have exploited this obsession by doing mean things like smacking one ass cheek and refusing to smack the other unless I am willing to blow them. Again, awful.
  3. On my desk at work, I have a plush stuffed pig. It sits atop my computer. It is wearing an outfit of red devil horns that are glittery and gorgeous.
  4. I'm not wearing any panties!
  5. Today, my fingernails are painted purple-black. I got a wild hair up my ass not long ago and painted them for the first time in centuries. Painting fingernails is neat.
  6. I am a famous zit-picker. I'll pick zits for hours and hours. I love it. I'm not sorry. Apparently, I am also a chronic confessionalist.
  7. Sometimes if I get really depressed, I have these visions of spectacular self harm; for instance, stapling my vagina closed, lying on train tracks, hammering nails into my arms, etc. It's not like conscious thought...just more like visions that pop into my mind. My ex-husband, apparently, also has these thoughts, but they're about me. He keeps envisioning me getting hit by a bus, or that's what he said when I talked to him last week. What a jackass.
  8. I sleep with a nightgown, still, that used to be my mother's. I call it my "Silky." It smells like my mom, and I like to put it all over my face, and my husband likes to steal it and hide it from me and pretend like he's having an affair with it. Usually, he hides it somewhere near his penis and tells me that Silky was giving him a blowjob. It's very charming.
Now, that was fun. It's time to pick people to tag!

Tried and true, and a fan of list posts: My Blogging Bff MPJ
My real-time BFF: Long Vowels
The Dirtiest of Dirty Bitches
The Discovering Alcoholic
The Stay At Home Mother-Extraordinaire
Methed Up
Urban Thought, a new friend
Miriguy: tagged back!

8 comments:

Dirty Bitch Society said...

I like that. You are the MC of my new show...the dirtiest of bitches. Somehow that feels good. yea baby!

One Wacky Mom said...

YOu are hilarious!!!! OMG..YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS.........I JUST FREAKING LOVE YOU......OMG.......YOU MAKE LAUGH.......... AND I NEED TO LAUGH.....I'M LET YOU WRITE MY OBITUARY!!!!

Just your average girl said...

It sounds like you have OCD. That would explain the counting and touching. My husband also suffers from it and sometimes blames his sex addiction on it. Check out some OCD links and you will be surprised.

thejunkyswife said...

There is probably a touch of OCD there...but it doesn't mess up my life, just makes me do math in the morning and require an extra nipple tweak now and again.

Chee Kui said...

Yikes..
the tag strikes back. lol.
by the way, I sometimes have those silly visions too.. but, better not to focus too much on them ;)

lilyruth said...

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Mary P Jones (MPJ) said...

Not only did I get tagged again (oh, the love and the beauty!), I learned cool things about you, I learned that Just Your Average Girl is still alive and well, and I found some cool new blogs to explore. This is fun.

Semi-Charmed said...

Ok Ok Ok - I finally did it. Sorry it took so long, I just, god, I don't even answer e-mails in a timely fashion. I'm a total head injury patient. Sorry. But it is done.