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Unusual evidence from a drug bust...

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What did the heroin addict do when the cop arrived at his door?

He put the smack down.

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Two junkies walk are about to shoot up with a dirty needle. A sober friend walks in and says, "What are you doing?! Don't you know you can get AIDS that way?"

To which they reply, "No problem! We're wearing condoms!"

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Two Indian heroin addicts inject curry powder by mistake.
Both are in intensive care:

One has a dodgy tikka. The other is in a korma.

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What do women addicted to heroin have in common with hockey players?

They both change clothes after 3 periods.

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What did the heroin addict get on his IQ test?

Drool.

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