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Unusual evidence from a drug bust...
What did the heroin addict do when the cop arrived at his door?
He put the smack down.
Two junkies walk are about to shoot up with a dirty needle. A sober friend walks in and says, "What are you doing?! Don't you know you can get AIDS that way?"
To which they reply, "No problem! We're wearing condoms!"
Two Indian heroin addicts inject curry powder by mistake.
Both are in intensive care:
One has a dodgy tikka. The other is in a korma.
What do women addicted to heroin have in common with hockey players?
They both change clothes after 3 periods.
What did the heroin addict get on his IQ test?
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