Monday, September 10, 2007

Wedding Toast.

I hope his dick falls off in some other woman and that your children shrivel up in your womb and rush out of your vagina like explosive diarrhea.

This beautiful wedding toast was composed by a friend of mine, and it was so lovely that I wanted to share it with a wider audience.

Cheers.

4 comments:

longvowels said...

ah and to think of all the weddings that toast would have been appropriate...

Stagnant Artist said...

i had to wipe the tears away from my eyes..... that was so touching. oh, wait, no it was cause i was laughing so hard. Shit that is funny.

ej. said...

Cheers!

sKILLz said...

I'll Drink to that!