Wednesday, August 1, 2007

In The Car With Paris Hilton.

Look at her there, all alone. She's calling me on the phone, and leaving the following message:

"Hey JW. I saw you made the site private. I was, like, so upset. I was thinking that we could go to the club this weekend without panties on. I've got this really hot pair of big glasses you could wear."

So I forgot something important. This month is when my column will be coming out in the San Diego Reader. They emailed me this morning to let me know that I'd need to go public before the release date of the paper with my first column, so I'll be back live next Wednesday, if not sooner.


Stagnant Artist said...

i love that he said that............ i love that he was comfortable and wants to be open with you......... and i agree... Ex did coke with a crack whore off the back of a toilet........ Things to keep in mind

longvowels said...

true. and the Ex got very excited when he received dirty text messages from some ho.

Anonymous said...

"we fucked each other for years, had a full-blown affair, got married, and bought a house. That's what bothers folks..."

G-d I had never put it altogether before, but that's EXACTLY what my life was like with my ex. We fucked for ten years; had an affair for four; got "married" and bought a house. And it drove everyone in our lives absolutely bat shit nuts. And, to top it all off, she had "married" a fricking heroin addict And we were making it work.
People absolutely could not leave us alone and stop talking about us...
Now, my story ends in "divorce", so all of those people still got their way in the end.
But yours, my dear, can go on and on and on and on.....
Won't THAT make them nuts!

longvowels said...

They are just mad that your life is so interesting that you don't have time to talk about their dumb lame shit.

Your Ex and his Ex can get married join the circus and start buying blackmarket babies and everyone will STILL be talk about you two.