Monday, June 18, 2007

Free To A Good Home.


Well-mannered, almost-housebroken, alcoholic free to a good home. He's cuddly, talented at grafitti, interesting to talk to before he's hammered. A perfect fixer-upper man for a codependent whose looking!

Kind eyes. Has gas card and is willing to fill your tank. Doesn't mind sleeping on the couch. Great with children, heroin addicts, and he's kind to cats and dogs.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

OK...why do you PUT UP WITH THAT?

Incident Alice said...

I tried to find that link for you, but apparently it was to risque for craigslist.

longvowels said...

sweet puppy face!