Saturday, June 16, 2007

1.5 Minutes On The Phone.

"You don't love me anymore!"

"I do. I turned my phone off because I left the charger at my Grandpa's."

"Come home! I hate this!"

"I wish I could. My dad is holding me hostage. I love you"

"Let's never leave each other again."

"My phone is going to die. I dreamed I was slapping your titties last night!"

"I tried to jerk off, but it just made me sad. Come home."

The phone dies.



Married to my Ex said...

Nearly a transcript of a phone call I once took....though the slapping part was probably sucking.

Ask Aunt B said...

Aaaaaaaah, too sad. I'm certainly glad to see that you two may be alright, after all. It takes a helluva woman, to stick by her man, when he's down. But doesn't that separate us from the girls?