I had forgotten about this dog. We were talking about the ugliest dog contest, and I recalled Vowels showing me this evil creature a few years back. It's the worst thing I've ever seen. I immediately had to find it and show everyone in my office.
And even if you've never seen it, you should. Why does it look like that? What has happened to its eyes? It's teeth? Why is it gnawing on its foot? Why is its skin that way? What are those boils on its mouth? Is it 150 year old? Is it a real creature? Why does it have like a million claws?
I can't imagine keeping such a thing. I'd have it put down, I think. Could anyone love it? Would someone really let it sleep in the bed with them? Pet it? Provide food and water for it? It's like a zombie dog from hell. It is an evil, evil creature.